It’s really dry around here lately, They™ say there’s a high fire danger.
I saw an electronic sign along the freeway today, the kind that tells of traffic problems, etc. – it said “Arson/Burn Ban in effect”.
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Um, isn’t arson always banned? I’m so confused.
“Um, isn’t arson always banned?”
I’d bloody well hope so, as it is a crime.
I’ll gladly send rain your way. We are on day 26 of solid rain.
“Yeah, but this time, we really mean it about arson!”