Just finished watching A Charlie Brown Christmas, and It's A Wonderful Life. I love that movie, it's so sappy and gets me all teared up at the end. I don't think I watched it last year, so it was definitely time. But you know, there's one thing that bothers me about it. Mary got her wish – at the expense of every single one of George's dreams and ambitions. That really disturbs me. Grinch next! Both old, and new. Whee!

Nazareth Carpenter Being Held On Charges Involving Underage Mother Bethlehem, Judea – Authorities were today alerted by a concerned citizen who noticed a family living in a barn. Upon arrival, Family Protective Service personnel, accompanied by police, took into protective care an infant child named Jesus, who had been wrapped in strips of cloth and placed in a feeding trough by his 14-year old mother, Mary of Nazareth. During the confrontation, a man identified as Joseph, also of Nazareth, attempted to stop the social workers. Joseph, aided by several local shepherds and some unidentified foreigners, tried to forestall efforts to…