So. It is one year since I married the man of my dreams and merged our lives and website. :) (well, we merged a while before, but THAT was official) It just keeps getting better. :) I love you . Happy Anniversary. :)

So we get a ticket in the mail today. It was sent from Wilmington, North Carolina – one of those “snap a picture of the red light runner and mail 'em a ticket” programs. There's one problem, of course. That's not our car, our license plate, or name (Raquel A Myer) – though it is our address. I don't even think the plate looks like a texas plate! On the back, it says that if you want to contest the ticket, you have to send in $50 – yeah right. So I think we should just seal it up, slash…

Mr. Elmo goes to Washington I'm speechless. That this (a) actually happened and (b) is reported seriously makes me sick.

I so sucked at this quiz. The answers are under the cut text, and are insulting as hell, but funny – especially if you read them in the voice of Vizzini. I'm going to claim that I did so lousy at this because I had just woken up when I took the quiz. Yeah. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. The Questions: Q1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner lying in second place. In which position are you now? Q2: If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in? Q3: Take…

Lucas blames the anti-Jar Jar sentiment on “37-year-old guys who spend all their time on the Internet. But you have to remember that when we did The Empire Strikes Back, some people hated C-3PO. When we did Jedi, they just loathed the Ewoks. There was no Internet to jazz it up, but there was the same conversation. Fans are very opinionated, and that's good. But I can't make a movie for fans.” Dark Victory An inside look at the new Star Wars episode: how the young Darth Vader fell in love and George Lucas rediscovered the heart and soul of…

>Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in >most public schools anymore because the word “God” is mentioned The original pledge, written in 1892 by Francis Bellamy was a patriotic oath, not a prayer. It had no mention of God: “I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.” In 1954, Congress after a campaign by the Knights of Columbus, added the words, “under God,” to the Pledge. >…. a kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer. I liked it….…

You are Kermit!Though you're technically the star, you're pretty mellow and don't mind letting others share the spotlight. You are also something of a dreamer. Take the What Muppet Are You? Quiz!

Mai-Lyn is intently watching the screensaver on the laptop. Maybe I should install that fish one on there for her.

… suck. I've just finished screwing with every bloody page on my site, and now I have to do it again. My adorable husband insists that server side includes are the way to go, and he's right. Of course, in doing this on HIS pages, all of the work I did yesterday is broken, so I have to do it again. It doesn't help that he's right, and this'll be better in the long run of course. And I still don't know how I want the NoRules pages to look. On top of that, I'm PMS'ing big time. Luckily, I…