Grf. Need to get a shower and get moving. Instead, I'll do a meme. Statements in bold are true: I've Never Smoked Pot I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car I've Never Been To Japan I've Never Been In A Taxi I've Never Been In Love I've Never Had Sex In Public I've Never Been Dumped I've Never Done Cocaine I've Never Shoplifted I've Never Been Fired Yet I've Never Been In A Fist Fight I've Never Had Group Sex I've Never Snuck…