“Biology explains how life works. Physics explains how forces work. Astronomy explains how the stars work. Chemistry explains how matter works. Evolution explains how life changes. Creationism explains how to put your fingers in your ears and shout 'DOESNOTDOESNOTDOESNOTDOESNOT!!!!!'”

Ok, so morning routine is alarm goes off at 7, struggle out of bed sometime hopefully before 8, feed the cats, out of the house by 9. This morning, the alarm goes off, I hit the snooze bar. gets up and I doze off a little. Alarm goes off, hit the snooze bar, doze a little. Mai-lyn gets up on the bed. She comes over and yells in my face like only a Siamese can do, and ever so gently pokes me with her claws just slightly extended. I reach over to the alarm clock and hit the snooze button.…