Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In August, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In November, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). Last week, I sacrificed !['[info]']('http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif')
icecelt to Cthulhu (500 points). In July, I stopped geodyne from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In March, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). When the stars were right, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points).
In short, I have been very good (670 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
jenbooks
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
Hm. I’ve noticed I’ve been appearing in everyone’s Cthulu appeals.
I think I’m in trouble…
Hm. And you’re going to be on a ship soon, too. All I can say, is better watch out for giant squid. :)