Inspired by this post. I hereby expressly tell the NSA, DOJ, and all other offices of the government publicly known and unknown to go to hell. Eavesdropping on any telephonic, Internet or other forms of communications I may have — whether I initiate or am on the receiving end of the communication is expressly not permitted without a warrant. I hereby resolve to use encryption wherever possible for all communications, especially non-confidential ones. If you agree with this, please post a copy in your blog or journal.

Dear Universe, I would like to stop coughing now. I prefer my lungs inside my body. Kthxbye.