OK first off, it’s raining. This means people in Austin drive worse than usual. Next, it’s Friday, so Simon (the ACC “cafe”) is closed, so I can’t buy a banana or a bagel. Fine, I try to buy a bottled Dr. Pepper from the machine – it sounds like it vends, but nothing in the box, and I can’t reach it to wiggle it out. FINE, I’ll get a can instead. This works, but it means I can’t save it for after class if I don’t finish it. Now I don’t have enough quarters to buy a Twix bar –…