1. Name five things in your refrigerator. Left over sloppy joe's; stir fry sauce; pepsi one; a quart of minced garlic; fat-free cool whip. 2. Name five things in your freezer. Deer sausage from our neighbor; otter pops; gardenburgers; pork loin; an A&W mug. 3. Name five things under your kitchen sink. Formula 409; orange clean; Raid ant & roach spray; scour pads; resolve. 4. Name five things around your computer. My dagger; Kamir's pawprint the vet sent after we let him go; my water bottle; a “Get Fuzzy” desk calendar; a magic 8 ball. 5. Name five things in…

Not my fault, folks, I'm just waking up! 30something'sBattle Impis Eaery Backstabbing: 4 Dodgin': 5 Guts: 6 Magic Mojo: 8 Smackdown: 6 Will your battle imp beat 30something's?Enter your name and fight.

Whee! It's Marriage Protection Week! Because of course, my marriage is SOOOOO threatened by same-sex couples marrying. Give me a fucking break.

Happy birthday !! Hope you have a great day! :)

OK, so I'm just waking up… but I'd be remiss if I didn't say: Happy Birthday

Weigh-in on Tuesday at 280.8, up .2 pounds. Total loss of 11 pounds. Considering, I'll take the .2 hit with a smile. OK, so I was expecting bad news this week. I did not do so well sticking to plan. Well, that's not entirely true. I had 20 flex points left over, but the choices I made were sub-optimal. Things I learned: – My favorite McDonald's meal (hamburger, nuggets, fries) just doesn't taste that great anymore. If I'm going to spend that many points, I'd rather have fried seafood at Red Lobster or a really good cheesecake. Mmmmmmcheescake. Good news:…

Instructions: Take one list of movies, remove those movies (DVD or VHS) that do not grace your shelves and make the list up to ten by adding some more that do. Be sure to keeep the history line. 's list: Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings (2001) Galaxy Quest (1999) Lord of the Rings: Two Towers (2002) (waiting for the special edition) A Hard Day's Night (1964) Cold Comfort Farm (1995) Sliding Doors (1998) Backbeat (1994) Mallrats (1995) Forest Gump (1994) Monty Python: Life of Brian (1979) My list: Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings (2001)…

OK, so Australia has legal brothels. No problem. Apparently when the World Council of Churches met in Caberra, brothel business increased by 250%. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3160670.stm

Fuck Verisign… http://www.icann.org/announcements/advisory-03oct03.htm “In the 10 days since that response, ICANN has had further opportunity to consider the technical and practical consequences of these changes, and to evaluate whether these unilateral actions by VeriSign were consistent with its contractual obligations to ICANN. As set forth in today's letter to VeriSign, ICANN's preliminary conclusion is that the changes to .com and .net implemented by VeriSign on 15 September have had a substantial adverse effect on the core operation of the DNS, on the stability of the Internet and the .com and .net top-level domains, and may have additional adverse effects in…

You Assumed Wrong No, I don't have kids. My husband and I are cheerfully child-free. THERESA CAHILL “SO, HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU HAVE?” For most women, this is an ordinary, everyday question. It's a great icebreaker with someone you really don't know very well. After all, everyone has children, right? When I answer that my husband, Darrin, and I have decided not to have children, the statement is usually met with bewilderment, silence, even disapproval. I can almost hear their thoughts. Why did we get married if we're not going to procreate? And it still seems far more acceptable…