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What Is Your Battle Cry? Who is that, running out of the wasteland! It is 30something, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a vengeful grunt, her voice cometh: “I'm going to bludgeon you past the point of no return, and dip you in uranium!” Find out!Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ? created by beatings : powered by monkeys

So today our yard is going to be dug up for a sprinkler system. This better be worth it. Well, we can never to remember to water the damn grass regularly enough, so it always looks like crap. Oh, and I absolutely cannot stand Homeowners Associations. If and when we ever move, it will be to a place with bad schools and NO HOA. :) OK, I got this idea from (which reminds me – Happy Birthday !!) Dark blue are states I've lived in, light blue are states I've visited:

Senko – “Wizard Child; Hermit Child” What would your Japanese name be? (female) brought to you by Quizilla

30something is happy. You're a rosy-cheeked ray of f'ing sunshine 24/7. I bet you smile a lot and little things don't get you down. Must be nice. Fuschia's definitely your color. brought to you by . wanna know your livejournal's mood ring color? enter your username and hit the button. Livejournal Mood Ring

My LiveJournal Sitcom 30Something! (TBS, 10:30): 30Something (David Duchovny) misinterprets an email from ernunnos (Yasmine Bleeth) and tries to get into an alley for free. Afterwards, review_you (Mel Gibson) trades wallets with cooking (Liv Tyler). Upstairs, thisistrue (Cuba Gooding Jr.) oversleeps and misses lunch with tinyflowers (Ali Larter). Also, icecelt (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) convinces abz6598 (Mike Myers) to learn to speak Tlingit. The next day, adammaker (Michael Caine) accidentally throws away marieofroumania (Casey Affleck)'s ice cream sandwich. Parental discretion advised. What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

“They were deep into a discussion of emergency and military preparedness and in the throes of mapping strategy when Doyle's secure hotline to homeland security officials in the nation's capital rang.”

Grown women with little girl voicesCircle I Limbo People who talk in movie theatersCircle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind TailgatersCircle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow MarketdroidsCircle IV Rolling Weights Parents who can't/won't control their childrenCircle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled River Styx TelemarketersCircle VI Buried for Eternity River Phlegyas George BushCircle VII Burning Sands SpammersCircle IIX Immersed in Excrement The Pope, Religious Fundies (any flavour), John AshcroftCircle IX Frozen in Ice Design your own hell

Is it me or is LiveJournal dog slow today? Bah. I need to get more constructive things done.

With great disappointment, I am returning the George W. Bush “action figure,” which you will find enclosed in this package. I am seeking a full refund for this defective toy for the following reasons: – Despite its billing as an action figure to pair up with my GI Joes, it was obviously not made to be a soldier. Never mind the lack of any scar on its face. The bigger problem is that I cannot find any weapons of mass destruction anywhere in the box. Heck, I can't find any weapons at all! – When I pull the string to…