Can someone please explain to me why so many people of the female gender feel the need to yack in the bathroom? I go in there for 2, maybe 3 reasons – and having a conversation ain't one of them. Don't even get me started on people who carry on phone conversations whilst occupied in the bathroom.

(source) ATLANTA, Georgia (AP) — A fuel tanker crashed and sprung a small leak early Tuesday after the driver was hit by a bottle rocket as he drove past a group of youths, authorities said. The driver was seriously injured, and two or three nearby apartment buildings were evacuated as a precaution, they said. The truck struck a curb and a fire hydrant before tumbling down an embankment into a parking lot. A small amount of fuel leaked from a valve but firefighters quickly contained it, police Sgt. J.L. Hensal said. “The truck stayed pretty much intact,” he said. Police…

OK, so upstate NY boy keeps going on about “marshmallow fluff” and “fluffernutter” sandwiches (um, eew?). Personally, this whole “fluff” thing is silly. Everyone knows that white gooey stuff is marshmallow creme! is from the East coast, is from the West coast – of course we met in Texas!

So we have a cable modem. Connected to the cable modem is a linksys router. Connected to the router is a hub, and also a wireless router that is pretending to be a switch (the cable from the router is plugged into a network port, not the wan port). If you plug a cable from the hub into the wireless router, the network explodes!! Whaddaya know. Note to self: perhaps it's time to untangle and label the cables, hmm?

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. – Dan Rather

This is London | News Two female teachers have been suspended for allegedly having a threesome with a 16-year-old male pupil. But police are understood not to have pressed charges because the teenager did not complain of any crime.

O' Connor is retiring. I hope the next Supreme has at least read the Constitution.