Top Ten New Copyright Crimes

It's too hot to wear pants.

SCIENTIST SPLITS ATOM, FINDS TOY PRIZE INSIDE “It was just a cheap plastic clicker you use to make cricket sounds, and it broke, like, the second time I used it, but it was the surprise I found most satisfying,” said Prof. Harold Lumiere of the Princeton Plasma Physics Laboratory.

Which Royalty Are You? Find out! By Nishi.