So. I had one more xmas card to send, to a recently obtained address. Now, when I did the others, I had a damp sponge to seal the envelopes, for they (the envelopes) taste horrendous. I didn't want to go find my bit of sponge, dampen it for one envelope, then find a place for it to dry where the kitten can't get hold of it. I certainly didn't want to lick the damn thing. What to do? “Jake! 'Cmere boy! You want this? Here! Yummy!” So, my dog helpfully licks my envelope for me. Only once tried to take…