http://www.livejournal.com/users/30something/123017.html (After the bread discussion)

Stolen shamelessly from and because these thoughts are perfect and must be internalized. Life is too short to suffer assholes. Give them no credence. If they attempt to impinge upon you, dispose of them. And: Short form: Do more of some things and less of others. Also, reply to people promptly. These will suit me perfectly. :)

So if the Times Square ball doesn’t fall at midnight, does that mean the guy who drops the ball dropped the ball? And if he drops it correctly, has he then not dropped the ball? These are the questions that plague mankind. Or not.