Teacher's coffee spiked with Advil But she cited Bureau of Justice Statistics numbers that show middle- and junior high school teachers are almost as likely to be attacked on the job as mental health custodial workers — 57 attacks per 1,000 workers, compared with 63 attacks per 1,000 workers, respectively. So kids are as likely to attack their caretakers as the mentally ill. Lovely. Another quote that caught my eye: “This is one of our veteran teachers.” Teaching the spoiled, undisciplined, sociopathic children of the US can be compared to military service.

My fabulous husband gave me a wonderful gift today – he braved a needle in his scrotum and got himself snipped. Right now, he’s reading in bed with a bag of frozen peas on his crotch. :) In a couple of weeks or so, the doc should give us the all clear – all juice, no seeds, baby! You know what’s downright irritating? We had to go to a doctor today clear across town because the one near us would not snip a man under 35 with no kids. The one we went to, wouldn’t have done Rob (who is…