First off, think I'll do the Friday Five this week. :) You have just won one million dollars: 1. Who do you call first? if he's not with me at the time. Other than that, nobody. 2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself? For myself? OK, I'm going to assume this doesn't mean the obligatory “pay off the bills and mortgage”. I won't count anything we'd buy for the house, such as more bookshelves, and a 100 disk DVD changer, etc., etc. So for me, the first thing I'd buy just for me would be a Chrysler…