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    Jake

    Jake is a weird dog. We feed him in the morning, but he usually ignores his food then. He only eats when we're sitting at the table eating. If for some reason we don't eat at the table, he'll eventually eat his food, by 9 or 10 pm. None of our pets are normal creatures. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. :)

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    Diablo II

    Well, Fred (the Barbarian) has made it all the way to Chaos Sanctuary, and is fixin' to break the seals and take on the last three biggies – Lord DeSeis, Infector of Souls, Grand Vizier of Chaos, and Diablo himself. But he got his ass kicked in there and now he's too chicken to go back in. So he's going to go on a confidence building exercise and clear out a few tombs in the Lut Gholein desert. Hopefully, he'll get his courage back and go kick Diablo's ass. My last Barbarian never did recover from his fright in Kurast…

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    Because I had to.

    you have an ominosity quotient of seven. you are as ominous as the creators of this quiz. which terrifies us. find out your ominosity quotient.

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    Diablo II

    I can't believe it. I'm in Act IV, and I've finished the first quest. I may actually finish this game!! I've never finished a computer game before in my life. I love playing, but I really suck at them. This character is probably the 5th or 6th one I've played in the damn game, due mainly to computer rebuilds. He's a level 26 barbarian, who just loves hacking monsters to bits with two weapons. Shields are for wimps, says he. Wheee! If I do finish, wonder what game I should attempt next? Rob's got tons of games, so there's definitely…

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    Heeeeee!

    I taste like Peanut Butter. I am one of the most blendable flavours; I go with sweet, I go with sour, I go with bland, I go with anything. I am practical and good company, but have something of a tendency to hang around when I'm not wanted, unaware that my presence is not welcome. What Flavour Are You?

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    Odd

    I was browsing through my counter stats (http://www.sitemeter.com, pretty good free counter) and I noticed that someone from bellsouth.net hit my site from a google search for “jen”, “<my maiden name >”, and “<ex-boyfriend&apos;s net handle >”. They went on to view at least 14 pages. Curious – it&apos;s gotta be someone who knows some of my history, or more likely some of his. The latter is much more likely, even though as everyone knows it&apos;s all about ME!</sarcasm > LOL – the hits to my site always puzzle me. Should I be concerned when I get a smattering of…

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    The future

    Teacher&apos;s coffee spiked with Advil But she cited Bureau of Justice Statistics numbers that show middle- and junior high school teachers are almost as likely to be attacked on the job as mental health custodial workers — 57 attacks per 1,000 workers, compared with 63 attacks per 1,000 workers, respectively. So kids are as likely to attack their caretakers as the mentally ill. Lovely. Another quote that caught my eye: “This is one of our veteran teachers.” Teaching the spoiled, undisciplined, sociopathic children of the US can be compared to military service.

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    Snip 'em, fry 'em, and nuke 'em from orbit

    My fabulous husband gave me a wonderful gift today – he braved a needle in his scrotum and got himself snipped. Right now, he’s reading in bed with a bag of frozen peas on his crotch. :) In a couple of weeks or so, the doc should give us the all clear – all juice, no seeds, baby! You know what’s downright irritating? We had to go to a doctor today clear across town because the one near us would not snip a man under 35 with no kids. The one we went to, wouldn’t have done Rob (who is…